The Causes of Autism

The World's 1st Multi-Literature Autism Research Conglomerate


In The Powder Room

March 5, 2026

Contour green on the chin to show your solidarity.

Highlight a blue line on the cheek to show your acceptance,
the blue line cannot extend to the ear or they’ll think you’re one of them.

Drape red lines from the ear to your nose,
but not past them or you’ll be deemed arrogant.

Strobe orange from the nose to the forehead,
but if it reaches the hairline just start over.

The wig can show you’re you, but not so big it threatens one of the crowd. The wig can never be yellow.

Watch the powder in the crowd and take some colors just in case -apply on the spot. They just want to see their powders.

The corset can’t be too tight or you’ll offend the no-corsets.

How are your eyes? They conceal too much, and not enough.

Your shoes are perfect; but they may offend the asymetricals.

Good.
You’re ready.
Speak too loud,
but not directive,
or you’ll offend the rebellious.

They wear no colors.

Shh. Quiet in the hall.